Sunday, March 10, 2013

SXSW: 'SCENIC ROUTE' IS THE ULTIMATE ROAD TRIP GONE AWRY


What Open Water did for scuba diving with your spouse, Scenic Route should do for road trips in the desert with your best friend. Directors/siblings Kevin Goetz and Michael Goetz have made for one of the most intense, effective movie-going experiences of SXSW... and it's only day two. 
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The premise is simple: two best friends Mitchell and Carter (Josh Duhamel and Dan Fogler, respectively) hit the road to catch up for old times sake. The two have drifted, as adults tend to do, with Mitchell in a stable, if not passion-free marriage and career, and Carter as the aimless slacker. On paper it seems like Duhamel and Fogler are simply playing into their usual archetypes, he the handsome leading man and he the wacky sidekick, but Scenic Road turns it on its head and lets the actors beat the ever-living s**t out of them. Literally. 
In fact, that's exactly how Scenic Route begins. We see two men, one of whom is sporting a Travis Bickle-esque mohawk (Duhamel, in what marks his most daring, impressive performance to date), in the middle of the desert, bloodied and bruised, fighting as dirty as the tattered clothes they are wearing. We haven't yet learned that these two are lifelong friends who have let unkind words and the unforgiving elements get to them. One of them takes a crutch to the other one's temple and everything goes dark. Only, that's not the beginning of the story, or the end for that matter. 
The movie starts, innocently enough, as almost a buddy road trip comedy, but it descends into something else entirely. It is part-jet black comedy, part-horror film, part-moral drama, part-human study, and completely and utterly f**ked up. When we meet Mitchell and Carter moments after that shocking opening sequence, they look completely fine. Even more confusing, Mitchell doesn't have a mohawk. So how do they get there exactly? 
After Carter makes his old truck they're driving through the desert in break down intentionally to spend more quality time with Mitchell, the two not only have to battle the elements (with no food and no water in the desert, which is as unrelenting in the day as it is the night), but each other. With nowhere to go and increasingly mounting tension, the two friends begin to unravel on each other, saying things they can't quite take back.
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High emotions, mixed with the delirium of being stranded in the vast desert — who knew wide open spaces could feel so claustrophobic? It sends the men into a tailspin, not only leading to that ill-advised mohawk (the free-spirited Carter somehow convinces the straight-laced Mitchell to get the haircut he always wanted... in the middle of the night, with a blade from a pocket knife) and eventually that vicious, violent fight. 
What happens next, well, I don't want to spoil it for you. But whatever you think happens to these guys after their blood, sweat, and tear-soaked fight doesn't. The last 40 minutes of the movie, fittingly enough, takes a much different road than you thought it would. Somewhere at the intersection of 127 Hours and Buried, you might think you have finally figured out Scenic Route's path, but then it takes its own winding, twisted detour. 
While there are some frustratingly distracting moments (including Carter's inane decision to turn down help when they first break down), the dialogue-heavy feature, which spends most of its running time on the side of a dirt road in the desert, never loses your attention. You hang on these men's every action, every word uttered, determined to find out if they make it out of this journey unscathed. Well, relatively speaking. 
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A veritable case study in grown men, and their relationships with each other (a few visions of Fight Club danced through my head), Scenic Route will make you no less scared of what nature will do to you as compared to what the ones you love are capable of doing to you. Scenic Route is a movie that crawls under your skin and stays there for a while, thanks largely in part to its haunting ending. 

Friday, March 8, 2013

'HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE' GIVES A FLUFFY FIRST LOOK AT JENA MALONE'S JOHANNA MASON — GALLERY


'HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE' GIVES A FLUFFY FIRST LOOK AT JENA MALONE'S JOHANNA MASON — GALLERY


Almost immediately after the hanger games hit theaters last March, discussions began about which actors would and should take on the characters who'd be introduced in the cinematic chapter to follow,Catching Fire. One of the second story's biggest additions would be Johanna Mason, a complicated character who'd balance somewhere between friend and rival to Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence). The role attracted names like Kristen Bell, Mia Wasikowska, and Zoe Aggeliki, resulting in the divergent fan bases all clamoring to sell their respective choice's superiority. Eventually, Johanna landed in the hands of Jena malone whom we have seen in Donnie Darko, Pride & Prejudice, Sucker Punch, and Hatfields & McCoys.
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Malone's casting might have stirred rage in Bell devotees, Wasikowska enthusiasts, and whatever people actually know who Zoe Aggeliki is. But perhaps minds will change now that this first look at Malone's incarnation of Johanna is available — the latest update of the Capitol Couture Portraits gallery features a fluffy, feathery Mason, sporting a white rose and a dead cold look. Click the link below to see the full gallery!
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Capitol Couture Portraits - Johanna Mason (Jena Malone)

KELLY OSBOURNE RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AFTER SEIZURE — UPDATE


Kelly Osbourne rushed to the hospital after a seizure
Another health scare for the Osbourne family: Apparently Kelly Osbourne was rushed to the hospital on Thursday morning after suffering a seizure during a taping of her E! show, Fashion Police.
According to TMZ, Osbourne was shooting her weekly TV fashion critique when she turned to co-host Melissa Rivers (who was subbing for Giuliana Rancic) and said "I don't feel good" before falling out of her chair and starting to shake. An audience member (who is some sort of emergency responder) ran up to the stage to help.
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Osbourne regained consciousness a few seconds later, but TMZ reports that the host's team insisted on hospitalization. A white sheet covered her body as she was removed from the building on a stretcher, and assistants held up white sheets to shield Osbourne from prying cameras.
Sharon and Jack have both suffered health setbacks of their own in recent years: Sharon beat colon cancer a decade ago, while Kelly's younger brother Jack was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in 2012, shortly after the birth of his daughter, Pearl.
UPDATE: Kelly Osbourne fainted on the set of E!’s Fashion PoliceThursday, a rep confirmed to Hollywood.com. She was taken to a local hospital for further testing and is awake, alert and in stable condition. She will be staying overnight for observation as a precautionary measure. There are no further details at this time.

CATE BLANCHETT LOOKS UNIMPRESSED IN WOODY ALLEN'S NEW MOVIE 'BLUE JASMINE' — PIC


jasmine pic
Come on, Cate Blanchett, you should be way more excited than this. You're starring in your first Woody Allen film, Blue Jasmine, which just so happens to be his 46th feature. Then again, the movie, which is about a housewife in crisis (possibly Blanchett, by the looks of things) might not be as lighthearted as say, Midnight in Paris. 
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Still, Woody fans have reasons to smile about Blue Jasmine, as the director has assembled yet another top-notch cast. In addition to Blanchett, there's also Sally Hawkins (pictured with the Oscar-winning actress), Alec Baldwin, Peter Sarsgaard, and making his eagerly anticipated transition to the big screen, Louis C.K. 
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Blue Jasmine arrives in theaters on July 26, whether you like it or not, Cate Blanchett. 
[Photo credit: Sony Pictures Classic]

Thursday, March 7, 2013

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